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Single person: "I love being single!"
What they really mean: "It's none of your business whether or not I am seeing anyone, because I'm a total BAMF either way."

Single person: "I'm looking for 'The One.'"
What they really mean: "Why is it so hard to find someone who finds me mildly attractive and gets my sense of humor?"


Single person: "I'm going on a date tonight!"
What they really mean: "This probably won't end well, but at least it's worth a shot - or three!"

Single person: "I'm just too busy with work right now to see anyone."
What they really mean: "Stop asking me why I am single!!!"


Single person: "I'm not seeing anyone right now."
What they really mean: "Yeah, I'm single, but I'm also a total catch so I'm not going to settle for just anyone."

Single person: "I'm just not ready to settle down right now."
What they really mean: "OK like I don't want to get MARRIED but I would love to have a date for weddings and a cuddle buddy. Is that too much to ask?"