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1. "Sometimes I don't know the meaning of the words I use."

2. "I really don't care how you're doing."

3. "I didn't have sex for as long as I can remember."

4. "I love doing tests on BuzzFeed instead of really trying to figure out my personality."

5. "You look horrible in that outfit you love so much."

6. "I'm relatively old and I don't have my s*it together."

7. "Get those pictures of your baby / cat / dog away from me."

8. "I'd love to play Farmville."

9. "I am totally NOT fine with being single."

10. "I don't give a damn about the issues every normal human being should care for."