60. Joel Selwood

~high fiving a million angels~
59. Scott Pendlebury, Collingwood Magpies

Oh hey BICEP.
58. Luke Parker, Sydney Swans

Scoooore.
57. Luke Ball, Collingwood Magpies

Retire to my bed?
56. Travis Cloke, Collingwood Magpies

No I am not thinking about those budgie smugglers slipping.
*innocent whistling*
55. Tomas Bugg, Greater Western Sydney Giants

Muscle. Definition.
54. Kieren Jack, Sydney Swans

Please and thank you.
53. Jamie Elliott, Collingwood Magpies

Need a closer look at those tattoos... for research.
52. Dylan Shiel, Greater Western Sydney Giants

Admit it, you want to be that ball.
51. Bryce Gibbs, Carlton Blues

YAAASSS.
50. Jobe Watson, Essendon Bombers

More like ABS-ADA.
49. Luke Breust, Hawthorn Hawks

Is that police tape coz his guns or so dangerous or...
48. Mitch Wallis, Western Bulldogs

Feelin' the burn. The burn of hotness.
47. Shaun Higgins, Western Bulldogs

HEY.
46. Dane Swan, Collingwood Magpies

It's getting hot in here.
45. Josh Kennedy, Sydney Swans

Oh hai.
44. Oliver Wines, Port Adelaide Power

You can wine and dine me.
43. Jack Martin, Gold Coast Suns

~flaunt it~.
42. Nat Fyfe, Fremantle Dockers

This is the look of victory. Victory of hotness.
41. Matthew Pavlich, Fremantle Dockers

Yes thank you please.
40. Marc Murphy, Carlton Blues

~surfbort~
39. Ed Curnow, Carlton Blues

Hotness defies gravity.
38. Tom Hawkins, Geelong Cats

ARMED and dangerous.
Geddit?
...Sorry.
37. Brad Sheppard, West Coast Eagles

That thigh muscle though.
36. Kurt Tippett, Sydney Swans

~curls get the girls~
35. Robbie Tarrant, North Melbourne Kangaroos

Welcome to the gun show.
34. Ben Lennon, Richmond Tigers

Need some help ~warming up~?
33. Tony Armstrong, Collingwood Magpies

Catch!
32. Stefan Martin, Brisbane Lions

*heavy breathing*
31. Chad Wingard, Port Adelaide Power

***Flawless.
30. Matt De Boer, Fremantle Dockers

Uh-huh honey.
29. Sharrod Wellingham, West Coast Eagles

Let's play ball.
28. Jared Petrenko, Adelaide Crows

Workin' that dirty mo.
27. Jimmy Bartel, Geelong Cats

MVP. FOR HOTNESS.
26. Callan Ward, Greater Western Sydney Giants

Pulls off mouthguard, like whoa.
25. Angus Monfries, Port Adelaide Power

#winning.
24. Paul Puopolo, Hawthorn Hawks

A+ errything.
23. Tendai Mzungu, Fremantle Dockers

Oh boy.
22. Andrew Walker, Carlton Blues

Game face on point.
21. Scott Thompson, Adelaide Crows

unfffff.
20. Chris Masten, West Coast Eagles

Just... phwoar.
19. Sean Dempster, St Kilda Saints

Those water droplets though...
18. Trent Cotchin, Richmond Tigers

Yes, good.
17. Jack Viney, Melbourne Demons

Demon on the streets...
16. Courtenay Dempsey, Essendon Bombers

*fans self*
15. Brent Staker, Brisbane Lions

He's sexy and he knows it.
14. Jarryd Blair, Collingwood Magpies

~ball skills~
13. Nic Naitanui, West Coast Eagles

HOME RUN.
Wait...
Yeah HOME RUN.
12. Ryan Schoenmakers, Hawthorn Hawks

~man bun~
11. Jaeger O'Meara, Gold Coast Suns

*instert crude remark about gettin' sweaty*
10. Levi Casboult, Carlton Blues

BEARD. BEARD BEARD BEARD.
9. Lance Franklin, Sydney Swans

Need to recover from this recovery session.
8. Josh Gibson, Hawthorn Hawks

BOOM.
7. Alex Rance, Richmond Tigers

Should always be shirtless tbh.
6. David Swallow, Gold Coast Suns

Get your mind out of the gutter.
5. Andrew Swallow, North Melbourne Kangaroos

Is your mind still in the gutter?
Same.
4. Heritier Lumumba, Collingwood Magpies

DYING.
3. Shaun Hampson, Richmond Tigers

Supermodel baby daddy hellooooo.
2. Daniel Giansiracusa, Western Bulldogs (recently retired)

ALL HAIL THE SILVER FOX.
1. David Zaharakis, Essendon Bombers

DEAD.
Source: buzzfeed.com