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    The Most Important AFL Players According To Hotness

    24 september 2014

    60. Joel Selwood

    Joel SelwoodGetty Images / Quinn Rooney

    ~high fiving a million angels~

    59. Scott Pendlebury, Collingwood Magpies

    Scott Pendlebury, Collingwood MagpiesGetty Images / Michael Dodge

    Oh hey BICEP.

    58. Luke Parker, Sydney Swans

    Luke Parker, Sydney SwansGetty Images / Quinn Rooney

    Scoooore.

    57. Luke Ball, Collingwood Magpies

    Luke Ball, Collingwood MagpiesGetty Images / Scott Barbour

    Retire to my bed?

    56. Travis Cloke, Collingwood Magpies

    Travis Cloke, Collingwood MagpiesGetty Images / Michael Dodge

    No I am not thinking about those budgie smugglers slipping.

    *innocent whistling*

    55. Tomas Bugg, Greater Western Sydney Giants

    Tomas Bugg, Greater Western Sydney GiantsGetty Images / Matt King

    Muscle. Definition.

    54. Kieren Jack, Sydney Swans

    Kieren Jack, Sydney SwansGetty Images / Cameron Spencer

    Please and thank you.

    53. Jamie Elliott, Collingwood Magpies

    Jamie Elliott, Collingwood MagpiesGetty Images / Michael Dodge

    Need a closer look at those tattoos... for research.

    52. Dylan Shiel, Greater Western Sydney Giants

    Dylan Shiel, Greater Western Sydney GiantsGetty Images / Chris Hyde

    Admit it, you want to be that ball.

    51. Bryce Gibbs, Carlton Blues

    Bryce Gibbs, Carlton BluesGetty Images / Michael Dodge

    YAAASSS.

    50. Jobe Watson, Essendon Bombers

    Jobe Watson, Essendon BombersGetty Images / Robert Prezioso

    More like ABS-ADA.

    49. Luke Breust, Hawthorn Hawks

    Luke Breust, Hawthorn HawksGetty Images / Quinn Rooney

    Is that police tape coz his guns or so dangerous or...

    48. Mitch Wallis, Western Bulldogs

    Mitch Wallis, Western BulldogsGetty Images / Darrian Traynor

    Feelin' the burn. The burn of hotness.

    47. Shaun Higgins, Western Bulldogs

    Shaun Higgins, Western BulldogsGetty Images / Robert Cianflone

    HEY.

    46. Dane Swan, Collingwood Magpies

    Dane Swan, Collingwood MagpiesGetty Images / Michael Dodge

    It's getting hot in here.

    45. Josh Kennedy, Sydney Swans

    Josh Kennedy, Sydney SwansGetty Images / Ryan Pierse

    Oh hai.

    44. Oliver Wines, Port Adelaide Power

    Oliver Wines, Port Adelaide PowerGetty Images / Morne de Klerk

    You can wine and dine me.

    43. Jack Martin, Gold Coast Suns

    Jack Martin, Gold Coast SunsGetty Images / Michael Dodge

    ~flaunt it~.

    42. Nat Fyfe, Fremantle Dockers

    Nat Fyfe, Fremantle DockersGetty Images / Michael Dodge

    This is the look of victory. Victory of hotness.

    41. Matthew Pavlich, Fremantle Dockers

    Matthew Pavlich, Fremantle DockersGetty Images / Paul Kane

    Yes thank you please.

    40. Marc Murphy, Carlton Blues

    Marc Murphy, Carlton BluesGetty Images / Michael Dodge

    ~surfbort~

    39. Ed Curnow, Carlton Blues

    Ed Curnow, Carlton BluesGetty Images / Michael Dodge

    Hotness defies gravity.

    38. Tom Hawkins, Geelong Cats

    Tom Hawkins, Geelong CatsGetty Images / Quinn Rooney

    ARMED and dangerous.

    Geddit?

    ...Sorry.

    37. Brad Sheppard, West Coast Eagles

    Brad Sheppard, West Coast EaglesGetty Images / Paul Kane

    That thigh muscle though.

    36. Kurt Tippett, Sydney Swans

    Kurt Tippett, Sydney SwansGetty Images / Mark Metcalfe

    ~curls get the girls~

    35. Robbie Tarrant, North Melbourne Kangaroos

    Robbie Tarrant, North Melbourne KangaroosGetty Images / Darrian Traynor

    Welcome to the gun show.

    34. Ben Lennon, Richmond Tigers

    Ben Lennon, Richmond TigersGetty Images / Scott Barbour

    Need some help ~warming up~?

    33. Tony Armstrong, Collingwood Magpies

    Tony Armstrong, Collingwood MagpiesGetty Images / Darrian Traynor

    Catch!

    32. Stefan Martin, Brisbane Lions

    Stefan Martin, Brisbane LionsGetty Images / Scott Barbour

    *heavy breathing*

    31. Chad Wingard, Port Adelaide Power

    Chad Wingard, Port Adelaide PowerGetty Images / Morne de Klerk

    ***Flawless.

    30. Matt De Boer, Fremantle Dockers

    Matt De Boer, Fremantle DockersGetty Images / Paul Kane

    Uh-huh honey.

    29. Sharrod Wellingham, West Coast Eagles

    Sharrod Wellingham, West Coast EaglesGetty Images / Paul Kane

    Let's play ball.

    28. Jared Petrenko, Adelaide Crows

    Jared Petrenko, Adelaide CrowsGetty Images / Michael Dodge

    Workin' that dirty mo.

    27. Jimmy Bartel, Geelong Cats

    Jimmy Bartel, Geelong CatsGetty Images / Paul Kane

    MVP. FOR HOTNESS.

    26. Callan Ward, Greater Western Sydney Giants

    Callan Ward, Greater Western Sydney GiantsGetty Images / Paul Kane

    Pulls off mouthguard, like whoa.

    25. Angus Monfries, Port Adelaide Power

    Angus Monfries, Port Adelaide PowerGetty Images / Michael Dodge

    #winning.

    24. Paul Puopolo, Hawthorn Hawks

    Paul Puopolo, Hawthorn HawksGetty Images / Robert Cianflone

    A+ errything.

    23. Tendai Mzungu, Fremantle Dockers

    Tendai Mzungu, Fremantle DockersGetty Images / Paul Kane

    Oh boy.

    22. Andrew Walker, Carlton Blues

    Andrew Walker, Carlton BluesGetty Images / Mark Nolan

    Game face on point.

    21. Scott Thompson, Adelaide Crows

    Scott Thompson, Adelaide CrowsGetty Images / Morne de Klerk

    unfffff.

    20. Chris Masten, West Coast Eagles

    Chris Masten, West Coast EaglesGetty Images / Chris Hyde

    Just... phwoar.

    19. Sean Dempster, St Kilda Saints

    Sean Dempster, St Kilda SaintsGetty Images / Michael Dodge

    Those water droplets though...

    18. Trent Cotchin, Richmond Tigers

    Trent Cotchin, Richmond TigersGetty Images / Robert Prezioso

    Yes, good.

    17. Jack Viney, Melbourne Demons

    Jack Viney, Melbourne DemonsGetty Images / Darrian Traynor

    Demon on the streets...

    16. Courtenay Dempsey, Essendon Bombers

    Courtenay Dempsey, Essendon BombersGetty Images / Michael Dodge

    *fans self*

    15. Brent Staker, Brisbane Lions

    Brent Staker, Brisbane LionsGetty Images / Michael Dodge

    He's sexy and he knows it.

    14. Jarryd Blair, Collingwood Magpies

    Jarryd Blair, Collingwood MagpiesGetty Images / Michael Dodge

    ~ball skills~

    13. Nic Naitanui, West Coast Eagles

    Nic Naitanui, West Coast EaglesGetty Images / Paul Kane

    HOME RUN.

    Wait...

    Yeah HOME RUN.

    12. Ryan Schoenmakers, Hawthorn Hawks

    Ryan Schoenmakers, Hawthorn HawksGetty Images / Morne de Klerk

    ~man bun~

    11. Jaeger O'Meara, Gold Coast Suns

    Jaeger O'Meara, Gold Coast SunsGetty Images / Chris Hyde

    *instert crude remark about gettin' sweaty*

    10. Levi Casboult, Carlton Blues

    Levi Casboult, Carlton BluesGetty Images / Michael Dodge

    BEARD. BEARD BEARD BEARD.

    9. Lance Franklin, Sydney Swans

    Lance Franklin, Sydney SwansGetty Images / Mark Metcalfe

    Need to recover from this recovery session.

    8. Josh Gibson, Hawthorn Hawks

    Josh Gibson, Hawthorn HawksGetty Images / Quinn Rooney

    BOOM.

    7. Alex Rance, Richmond Tigers

    Alex Rance, Richmond TigersGetty Images / Scott Barbour

    Should always be shirtless tbh.

    6. David Swallow, Gold Coast Suns

    David Swallow, Gold Coast SunsGetty Images / Chris Hyde

    Get your mind out of the gutter.

    5. Andrew Swallow, North Melbourne Kangaroos

    Andrew Swallow, North Melbourne KangaroosGetty Images / Robert Prezioso

    Is your mind still in the gutter?

    Same.

    4. Heritier Lumumba, Collingwood Magpies

    Heritier Lumumba, Collingwood MagpiesGetty Images / Michael Dodge

    DYING.

    3. Shaun Hampson, Richmond Tigers

    Shaun Hampson, Richmond TigersGetty Images / Michael Dodge

    Supermodel baby daddy hellooooo.

    2. Daniel Giansiracusa, Western Bulldogs (recently retired)

    Daniel Giansiracusa, Western Bulldogs (recently retired)Getty Images / Quinn Rooney

    ALL HAIL THE SILVER FOX.

    1. David Zaharakis, Essendon Bombers

    David Zaharakis, Essendon BombersGetty Images / Michael Dodge

    DEAD.

     

    Source: buzzfeed.com


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