1. I just got my nails done.
weheartit.comBabe, get the door. Babe, answer the phone. Babe, help me dress...
When you think of it, fresh manicure is very close to a magic wand. We instantaneously turn into rigid human statues with very limited movement capabilities. Because let us be damned but we're not ruining those perfect nails!
2. It's not me, it's my PMS.
klefable.tumblr.comPMS means two glorious weeks of total immunity every month.
Nothing matters during that time: not how stupid our excuses sound, or how illogical our cravings are, or the mood amplitude that swings like McDonald's golden arches. Everyone knows it's not us, it's our crazy uterus!
3. I'm wearing high heels.
giphy.comComfortable high heels are less real than rainbow-spitting unicorns.
So whenever we put a pair of those killer shoes, don't expect us to do things or go places. You'll be getting our drinks all evening and the longest journey we'll take will be to the ladies' room.
4. Tomorrow.
9gag.comNot only is Tomorrowland the largest electronic music festival, it's also the place of all our duties, self-promises and New Year's resolutions.
Diet, working out, going on a Tinder date? Thank God we have tomorrow for that.
5. I'm too tired.
giphy.com"Too tired" has already been proven to be the number one excuse women make to avoid action in the bedroom. And you know what, we're not going to argue. We're too tired...
6. I have a boyfriend.
giphy.comSomehow, the "boyfriend excuse" is still the most effective way to deflect unwanted male attention. Even if it's downright degrading, lots of women prefer using this trick instead of going into an evening-long debate with their aficionados.
7. Actually, I like girls.
giphy.comProbably the second most popular way to reject a guy.
8. I don't have what to wear.
giphy.comLack of clothing, when there really isn't any, is one of the most common excuses in the history of mankind.
Despite stuffing our wardrobes with clothes for all sorts of occasions (having a tea party with the president is totally, completely, outright possible), whenever something comes up, we ain't got s*it to wear. So we don't go.
9. My car broke down.
giphy.comWe're not saying girls aren't capable of changing a flat tire or filling a tank. But let's admit, women do hide the excuse of a broken car in their pockets.
Usually, because it saves us the trouble of explaining why we didn't get out of bed on time.
10. I never got your message.
www.reddit.comYeah, right...
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