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That pokey underwire in the bra you've had for six years but refuse to throw out could be hazardous to your health. Japanese lingerie company Triumph International is recalling 22,000 bras after complaints of their underwires suddenly poking out while women were wearing them came to light [via India Today].

"We are sorry for the bother, but we ask customers to stop using the bras immediately," the company said in a statement. "It would be terrible if it happened again and somebody's skin was scratched."

And now commence my nightmares of being chased by a sentient, human-size bra wielding a shiv.